Pimps 'n Pros: Hustle, Play Dirty & Dominate Game Night
Dive into the wild world of Pimps 'n Pros—the ultimate adult party card game where strategy meets scandal. Outsmart your rivals, amass your fortune, and navigate the gritty streets filled with unexpected twists. Ready to hustle?
THE ULTIMATE CARD GAME
Where else can you find Pimps, Pros, Cops, The Mafia, Crooks, Judges, and a whole lotta dirty money—all in one wild, cutthroat card game? Pimps ‘n Pros is all about hustling for cash, dodging the Five-O, and sabotaging your so-called friends before they do it to you. Every round is unpredictable, every move is shady, and no one is safe. Think you’ve got what it takes to run the streets?
Prove it.
Hustle for cash, dodge the cops, and sabotage your friends in this hilarious, high-stakes adult card game! Where else can you find a card game with the long arm of the law, babies, the mafia, STD's, street hustlers, pimps, and a whole lot of dirty money—and still call it game night?
SO, WHAT'S PIMPS 'N PROS?
Pimps 'n Pros is a hilarious, strategy-packed card game set in a playful, fictional underworld.
Outwit opponents, stack cash, and dodge wild obstacles while navigating a world of colorful characters. With surprises, scheming, and dark humor, it’s a ruthless hustle that’ll keep game night unpredictable.
TRUST NO ONE
This game starts with 2-4 hustlers, but with the expansion, up to 6 can join the chaos. More players mean more backstabbing, more sabotage, and way more laughs. One minute you’re stacking cash, the next, you’re busted, broke, or stuck with a surprise baby. Hustle hard, or get hustled!
NO CRYBABIES
This ain't your grandma’s card game. Pimps 'n Pros is packed with dark humor, ruthless strategy, and no-filter fun—so if you’re easily offended, you might wanna sit this one out. Ages 16+ because the streets don’t have a parental advisory sticker!
TIME IS MONEY
A full round of Pimps 'n Pros takes 30-45 minutes—but with all the chaos, betrayals, and smack talk, you won’t even notice the time flying by. Quick enough for a casual game, but just long enough for someone to hold a grudge ‘til the next round.
WHAT WILL YOU BE GETTING?
Pimps ‘n Pros is stacked with everything you need to hustle, sabotage, and dominate game night—Pros, Cash, Punishments, and enough shady deals to keep things spicy. But don’t get too comfortable… because this is just the starter set.
The hustle starts soon on Kickstarter! Are you in?
HOW TO PLAY IN 3 SIMPLE STEPS
It’s all about the hustle! Start working, stack your cash, and sabotage your friends, because in this game, trust is a trap. Play smart, play dirty, and race to $1000 before someone takes you down!
With every card played, alliances shift, and strategies evolve. No two games are the same, ensuring endless replayability and excitement.
PLAY A PRO: You need a Pro to start making money
STACK OR STRIKE: Play a cash card or cause chaos
RACE TO $1000: Unless you get taken down first!
IN DETAIL…
The Pimps 'n Pros game box has everything you need to hustle your way to $1000—Pros, Cash, Punishments (and Cures), Early Retirement, Pimp Power Cards, and quick reference guides to keep the game smooth. The cards below are part of the initial set, with more on the way! Designed for 2-4 players, playable head-to-head or in 2 vs. 2 team mode. And don’t worry—we’re already cooking up an expansion for 6-player mayhem. Stay tuned!
The 4 Pimp Power Cards in All Their Glory
These Pimps don’t just look good—they run the game. Each one brings a unique power to protect your hustle, keep your Pros on the streets, and shut down anyone trying to mess with your money. Play them wisely, or get played yourself.
The 7 Pros Who Keep the Hustle Alive
They’re the backbone of your operation—smart, fierce, and all about the money. With two versions of each Pro (14 cards total), you’ll need to keep them working while dodging cops, babies, STD's, the possible early retirement and all around bad luck. No Pros, no dough—so protect them at all costs.
The Punishment, Cure & Early Retirement Cards
Play Dirty or Pay the Price. Hustling isn’t easy, and these 43 cards prove it. Punishment Cards will wreck your opponents, Cure Cards will save your ass, and Early Retirement? Well, let’s just say you better have a backup plan. Sabotage, survive, repeat.
The Almighty Cash Cards
The 45 Cash Cards are what it’s all about. Stack them high, protect your stash, and keep your hustle alive—because in this game, money talks, and losers walk. Just don’t get too comfortable… someone’s always coming for your cash.
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MEET THE PIMPS: The Power Players of the Game
Meet the masterminds of the hustle—our four Pimps, each with their own style, swagger, and street smarts. Whether it’s Shamus O’Malley handling unexpected “family issues,” Ernesto Martinez keeping the heat off your back, Rondell Cole running the slickest operation, or Moses Jenkins, M.D. curing what ails you, these Pimps have your back—for a price. Choose wisely, because in Pimps 'n Pros, the right connections make all the difference!
Pimps 'n Pros is a ruthless, high-stakes card game where strategy, sabotage, and street smarts rule. Play your Pimp wisely, hustle for cash, and outmaneuver your opponents while dodging cops, crabs, and unexpected surprises. With bold humor and unpredictable gameplay, every move could make or break your empire!
In Pimps 'n Pros, hustling alone won’t get you far—you need the right connections. That’s where the Pimps come in. Each one brings a unique advantage, protecting you from disaster and keeping your money flowing.
RONDELL COLE
Busted? Not with Rondell around! When the cops show up, he’s got the connections to keep your Pros out of jail and your cash flowing. Any Busted or Thief card played against you? Nullified. No downtime, no losses—just pure hustle. With Rondell on your side, your game (and your money) stay exactly where they belong.
SHAMUS O'MALLEY
Need a little extra cash—and a lot less drama? Shamus is the sneaky strategist you call when it's time to stay focused on the hustle. With Shamus in play, you’re safe from two of life’s biggest distractions: Baby Cards and those dreaded Marriage Cards. No surprise family obligations or wedding bells will slow you down! Shamus keeps you free to earn, without any unexpected commitments tying you up.
ERNESTO MARTINEZ
When the Mafia slaps a $50 Limit on your earnings, Ernesto "negotiates" to lift it. If a Religion card tries to pull your Pros off the streets, his unconventional beliefs keep business running. Rumor has it he's into voodoo—but hey, whatever works, right? With Ernesto on your side, no one limits your cash flow or messes with your game.
DR. MOSES JENKINS M.D.
Moses isn’t just a pimp—he’s a miracle worker with a doctor’s touch. When your Pros are facing down a Disease or an Overdose card, Moses steps in to heal the hurt and keep your team on their feet, no questions asked. With Moses in play, your Pros stay healthy, working, and bringing home the big bucks without missing a beat. He’s the ultimate insurance policy against anything that might slow down the hustle.
MEET THE PROS: The Real Moneymakers
Your hustle is only as strong as the Pros working the streets. These ladies are your key to stacking cash, but keeping them in the game won’t be easy. Between cops, surprise babies, and other shady dealings, they’ll need protection, quick fixes, and a whole lot of luck to keep the money flowing. Play smart, or watch your empire crumble!
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